Free Stuff, Fun Message Boards, Videos and all kinds of Web Goodies!
MESSAGE BOARD
Come and hang out at our fun MESSAGE BOARD... and just by hangin' around, you can win FREE STUFF!
VIDEOS
Cool videos I scrounge up from all over the Web.
FUN SHOPPING
My wife and I love Internet shopping. These are some of the cool, different places we find.
FUN & GAMES
All kinds of Time-Wasters and Great Games!
WHAT'S GOIN' ON
Had enough fun? Want to check out the news? Stay right here!
COMPUTER WOES?
Computer running slow? Check out my own step-by-step guide to getting that baby optimized.
FAMILY
Having a big family, including a brand new grandbaby, this section is for family-type entertainment and cool stuff.

Who the hell is "Curtis" and why should I hang out with him?
GREAT QUESTION!
Curtis Candy is an ex-pro wrestler who got hit on the head WAY too much and is currently an avid time-waster on the Internet. He's big, bald and has no social skills... So, the best reason to hang out here with him is that he'll GIVE YOU FREE STUFF JUST FOR DOING IT!

That's right: Just by signing up at his Message Board, and posting when something interests you, you can win some pretty great prizes! And we're not talking about junk: Y'know, some crap with a hangoutwithcurtis.com logo or something. As a matter of fact, our first free big prize giveaway is coming up on Halloween '08 and it's a new WII FIT GAME! - The hottest game on the market can be yours, and all you gotta do is hang around here with Curtis.

To learn more about how easy it is to get entered for this prize, plus other, smaller (always free) prizes that are awarded just for making cool, interesting or funny posts, just head over to the MESSAGE BOARD and read the top "sticky" thread at the top of any of the Board's categories.

So, if you like free stuff, and what self-respecting resident of this planet doesn't like free anything (except advice from your mother-in-law), then come and hang out regularly with Curtis. I mean, you're gonna waste time on the Internet anyway, and he'll break his butt trying to bring you fresh, fun stuff to make your procrastination all it can be!

Oh, and to answer the "who is Curtis" question from above, if you're really that interested (in which case, you ARE a procrastinator) just CLICK HERE to see more of our brain-damaged host.

...And if you haven't already figured it out, this wonderful opening page which talks about Curtis in such glowing, third-person terms was written by...

Curtis.

Dang, I'm a dork! -- Oh well, just remember, FREE STUFF!

:-)


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